1. Walmart on 37th st.
~Scary. As. Hell. Be aware of your surroundings and keep your purse pulled in tight under your arm and one key ready to jab someone's eye out.
2. Public Library
~ Scarier. Than. Hell. If at all possible have the library mail your books to you, if not possible don't stray too far from the one of the Topeka Police officers who works at the library full time.
3. The bar across the street from where I work
~Whatever the next step past Scarier. Than. Hell is When coming to my work, park as close as possible to the entrance of the clubhouse, or make sure to wear a bullet proof vest, or an invisibility cloak, which ever you have in your closet.
Can't say I didn't warn you.
1 comment:
you forgot to mention the bathroom after you've dropped the kids off at the pool.
scary. as. hell.
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